Ahoy Daddy!

Get a job on a cruise ship, she said. It's perfect for you.

Highly unlikely considering nothing ever has been...

Vale: I've been hyper all my life and the only one who cares to deal with me is my mother. I've put the poor woman through hell and the best way for her to get a long break from me is to take a job that includes travel.

What I don't expect is finding a much-needed outlet for my endless energy. Pet Play! Where have you been all my life?

Jack: Lonely. Confused. Tired of listening to myself complain. My hands are in more pots than I can keep track of. I need a break. Thankfully, the managers I have in place take care of everything.

Now I can take a cruise and relax. Maybe I'll look for a boy to have some fun with and get to play daddy. I haven't had much luck with that lifestyle. I want something long term. Is that too much to ask?

Boy after boy has passed through my life, but none stick. Am I too much for them? Too controlling? Not controlling enough? No one has the answer. Not my therapist, not my last boy, and certainly not me.

Ahoy Daddy! is an MM, Pet Play, a boy who figures out he's a silly monkey, sweet Daddy tale of two lost souls whose paths cross in the most unsuspecting of places.