She's Not Dating Him Because He's Rich.
Actually, yeah, she is. Money can buy you loads of cool and stupidly expensive stuff-and Claudia Schwipstein knows this better than anyone.
She's dating the barely-functioning imbecile Richard Head IV. He can barely tie his own shoelaces, but he has more dollars in his bank account than brain cells in his schtoopid brains.
Everyone knows Claudia is taking Richard to the cleaners (in one case, literally), including her three social media influencer idiots-for-friends.
But the ruthless Claudia is determined to
make it work with the moronic Richard and will stop at NOTHING-including acts of brutal sex, relentless violence, and even the wilful genocide of the entire "learning disabled" community-to make $ure she gets what she wants.
The fun
NEVER STARTS in this first wipe-clean paperback in the outrageously disgusting
FYRE BRAND parody series. It's the most outrageous and lung-busting (and most expensive) lump of nightmare spooge you'll regret having read.